Fun and smile collects the best jokes on the internet.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
Why are frogs always so happy? They eat what ever bugs them
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted.
Q: Can February march?
A: No, but April may.
Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: "Breathe, stupid!"
Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.
